The Ultimate Apprentice Quiz: Can You Match The Quotes To The Contestants?

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It’s almost that time of year again. The time when ordinary people like you and I and some kinda dumb people who make good telly, get sent into a big scary room and shouted at for Lord Alan Sugar’s personal amusement. HURRAH, The Apprentice is BACK and we have an Apprentice quiz to get you all in the mood for some hiring and firing.

Yes shugs. A difficult Apprentice quiz.
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We’re counting down to this year’s first episode with great anticipation, and can only hope to be treated to such cutting Sugar spiels as:

“I know the words to Candle in the Wind – it don’t make me Elton John… You think you can second guess or play me? Well let me tell you, I’m as hard to play as a Stradivarius and you lot, I can assure you, are as easy to play as bongo drums.”

He sure does know how to bore right into the inner corners of your soul.

So if you know your ‘Oud’ from your ‘OWWWWD’, can bear to watch awkward cough moments during major brand pitches, and are up for some bladdy good fun, then we challenge you to take our Apprentice Quiz.

 

Who flippantly commented that, 'It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys?'
Who flippantly commented that, 'It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys?'
Mark Wright
Robert Goodwin
Roisin Hogan
Correct! Wrong!
Who had no idea about the French, saying: 'Do the French go camping? Are the French fond of their children?'
Who had no idea about the French, saying: 'Do the French go camping? Are the French fond of their children?'
James Hill
Solomon Akhtar
Susan Ma
Correct! Wrong!
Who boldly claimed, "I call myself 'The Fitness'...I truly am the reflection of perfection."
Who boldly claimed,
Bianca Miller
Ricky Martin
Rocky Andrews
Correct! Wrong!
What absolute lad said, 'The spoken word is my tool. I am a terrific conversationalist and raconteur, with incredible charisma - priceless, absolutely priceless.'
What absolute lad said, 'The spoken word is my tool. I am a terrific conversationalist and raconteur, with incredible charisma - priceless, absolutely priceless.'
Raef Bjayou
James Hill
Daniel Lassman
Correct! Wrong!
What about this cracker - 'I think outside the box. If I was an apple pie, the apples inside me would be oranges'
What about this cracker - 'I think outside the box. If I was an apple pie, the apples inside me would be oranges'
Stuart Baggs
Sarah Dales
Alex Epstein
Correct! Wrong!
Which maverick said, "There's no 'i' in team, but there's five in 'individual brilliance'?"
Which maverick said,
Daniel Lassman
Katie Hopkins
Yasmina Siadatan
Correct! Wrong!
Which utter legend harassed a man with the great line, "Excuse me sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur"
Which utter legend harassed a man with the great line,
Stuart Baggs
Alex Mills
Jim Eastwood
Correct! Wrong!
Who modestly announced, "My intelligence is like a machete in the jungle - one swipe and I'll cut my way through"
Who modestly announced,
Katie Hopkins
Jason Leech
Lauren Riley
Correct! Wrong!
"When in doubt, smile and pout" - Solid business advice, but who said it?
Leah Totton
Kate Walsh
Luisa Zissman
Correct! Wrong!
"I was one of the top 100 Columbians elected by the Columbian government. It was an honour because I was with people like Shakira" - Probably the best quote ever, but WHO SAID IT?
Alex Mills
Phil Taylor
Felipe Alviar-Baquero
Correct! Wrong!

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